We Keep Playing (and plying)

K brought me a glass of red wine, which made me VERY suspicious. I asked, "Are you trying to ply me with wine?"

He said, "No, I'm just trying not to be rude."

I said, "Men just can't win, can they? You don't bring me wine and you're rude; you do, and you're trying to ply me."

He said, "Yeah, we can't win. But we keep on playing!"

That's the spririt!!!