Pray together to stay together...or just have sex

i'm so bad. i got this in an email today and i couldn't help but substitute the word PRAY with the words HAVE SEX (or whatever variation fits).

when you're married to a pastor, you just gotta do what you gotta do to stay sane!!!!

seriously, try reading this the funny way..it's great! especially the last few sentences...classic!!!

there's a party in hell and we're all invited.

Pray together to stay together
Studies do bear out this fact – couples that pray together, stay together. When folks ask me for marital advice, my first question to them usually focuses on their prayer life. It’s amazing how many problems will be corrected when a couple will diligently pray and ask God for help.

Here are a few tips: - Pray with your wife every day at the same time. - Limit interruptions. Let your kids know you all will be praying and you expect them to give you a few minutes of peace. - Take a couple moments to talk about what you all will pray for. If you feel awkward praying, it’s OK! Just do it...even if it’s only for 30 seconds...it’s a start. - Pray specifically for your marriage and family.

Please Pass the Cheeses of Nazareth

Baby Girl told me tonight that she likes to eat parmejohn cheese on her spaghetti.

Good Lookin'

Tonight at supper, Baby Girl asked Daddy if he thinks Mommy is smart. He said yes.

Then she asked Mommy if she thinks Daddy is smart. Mommy said yes, very smart.

Then Daddy asked Baby Girl if she think she's smart. Baby Girl said, "Hhhmmm, a little bit."

Daddy asked, "Do you know what smart means?"

Baby Girl said, "No."

Then Daddy said, "It means you're good looking."

Baby Girl opened her eyes wide and said, "I'm good looking!" Then she closed one eye and said, "Even with one eye closed, I'm still good looking."

HA!

In the Presence of Royalty

When out in public, and someone says to Baby Girl, "Hello, Princess!", Baby Girl turns to us and asks, "How did she know I'm a princess?"

Am I officially Pennsylvanian now?

Ate at Shady Maple this morning with my friends from work. Check it out here http://www.shady-maple.com/smorg.html.


They FORCED me to try shoo-fly pie and whoopie pie. I was very non-plussed by the shoo-fly pie. It's some sort of molasses pie...almost like pecan pie, but pecan pie actually has some flavor to it. Shoo-fly pie comes in two varieties: wet bottom or dry bottom. Those are descriptions of how much molasses is used and the recipe that is followed.

Whoopie pie tastes like Hostess Ho-Hos, but it looks like a big cake oreo. Two round chocolate cakes with white filling in between. That was much better than the shoo-fly pie.

Guess I'm finally official.

See October 27, 2007 post for more info.

Kerrfunk's been away since Thursday...coming home today. Baby Girl told me yesterday that she still remembers what Daddy looks like.

And she said that it's nice having me around.

Awwwww.

I'm goin to Disney World!

Baby Girl enjoyed the Superbowl and claims she wanted the Giants to win all along.

She's also been enjoying the Disney commerical where they ask the Giant player (eli manning?) that classic question, "Now that you've won the Superbowl, what are you going to do?"

He of course answers, "I'm goin to Disney World!"

Baby Girl says she wants to go to Disney World with the Giants!