During a discussion yesterday at Sunday school of Jesus and the loaves and fishes, I asked Baby Girl if she knows what a miracle is. No, she says. I asked her if there's anything that Jesus/God can't do. Yes, she says. I asked her to name something that Jesus/God can't do.

Lie, she says.

Zinger.

Love those arches

She learned her best cosmetic tips from Mommy.

This particular technique is sure to hit the fashion runways by fall.

Windy here today. Baby Girl says we're having an earthquick. Yup, not earthQUAKE, rather an earthQUICK.

An earthquake is portrayed in one of her favorite movies, Freaky Friday. I don't think she knows about tornados, so all the blustery-ness can be chalked up to that earthquick we're experiencing!

My Friend's Kid

As smart as she is you would think she could be something more than a plumber.

Pray together to stay together...or just have sex

i'm so bad. i got this in an email today and i couldn't help but substitute the word PRAY with the words HAVE SEX (or whatever variation fits).

when you're married to a pastor, you just gotta do what you gotta do to stay sane!!!!

seriously, try reading this the funny way..it's great! especially the last few sentences...classic!!!

there's a party in hell and we're all invited.

Pray together to stay together
Studies do bear out this fact – couples that pray together, stay together. When folks ask me for marital advice, my first question to them usually focuses on their prayer life. It’s amazing how many problems will be corrected when a couple will diligently pray and ask God for help.

Here are a few tips: - Pray with your wife every day at the same time. - Limit interruptions. Let your kids know you all will be praying and you expect them to give you a few minutes of peace. - Take a couple moments to talk about what you all will pray for. If you feel awkward praying, it’s OK! Just do it...even if it’s only for 30 seconds...it’s a start. - Pray specifically for your marriage and family.

Please Pass the Cheeses of Nazareth

Baby Girl told me tonight that she likes to eat parmejohn cheese on her spaghetti.